My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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