I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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