I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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