guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom