Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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