So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
i need some magic done to my vagina
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"