Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room