I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.