return my video game
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
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