their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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