With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
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Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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