just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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