the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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