I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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