Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I am available for nakedness
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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