Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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