Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Randomize
