one might say we're banned from that church
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
