Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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