it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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