Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I want her autograph on my taint
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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