Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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