if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I wish i was in the wii world.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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