you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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