He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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