I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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