I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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