what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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