I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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