Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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