11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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