i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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