Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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