i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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