It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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