found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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