Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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