I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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