Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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