I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Randomize
