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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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