normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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