Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i came on her dog
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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