So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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