walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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