Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize