Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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