she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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