There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
