Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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