this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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