Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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