But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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